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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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(via hotboyproblems)

angrybagel:

Knocking over all the shampoo bottles in the shower is the worst because you know you fucked up. Your parents know you fucked up. Your dog knows you fucked up. Your neighbours know you fucked up. Everyone knows

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: niadil, via trust)

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy, via distraction)

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via seanp0donnell)

takemeback-:

boys be like
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